Hey Rob why did you delete my comment from your post?

{was the message that popped up on my FB messenger}

Me: What comment?

Them: Didn’t you see it?

Me: Again, what comment?

Them: Oh, you didn’t see what I posted?

Me: I get notifications when people comment, share or like. I never saw one that said you did anything on any comment I posted.

Them: Your Facebook must be broken.

Me: How much have you’ve been smoking?

Them: I haven’t smoked anything today.

Me: Did you forget to take your meds today? Or perhaps you took too much.

Them: What are you saying?

Me: How can I delete something I know nothing about?

Them: Dude, you did something. My post isn’t there.

Me: {scanning his friends list} Maybe it was another Rob who’s post you commented on.

Them: It was yours I know it.
{shares the subject and what his comment was}

Me: Wasn’t me. I never posted anything like that.

Them: You did. And now the entire post is gone.

Me: I think you need to have your meds checked.

Them: Dude, stop saying that, I’m not paranoid.

Me: Just delusional.

Them: F-you A-hole.

{20 minutes later}

Them: Hey, it wasn’t you, it was another Rob.

Me: See I told you.

Them: Jerk!

Me: Make sure you adjust your meds.

Them: Stop being an A-Hole.

Me: Stop doing drugs.

{and I got unfriended and blocked}

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 36 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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