Hey, Rob I called you twice today.
Me: did you leave a message?
Them: no
Me: then it wasn’t important
Them: yes, it was
Me: if it was you’d have left a message
Them: I emailed you too
Me: emailed it to where?
Them: when you didn’t respond I called again
Me: and yet you didn’t leave a message
Them: well, now I have you here on Facebook chat
Me: yup, probably should have started with that first
Them: why didn’t you answer the phone
Me: because I’m busy and these interruptions cost me time
Them: do you want to call me back?
Me: dude, I don’t even know what you want
Them: I need help
Me: I get that…what type of help? And if you say “your help” I’m blocking your ass
Them: forget it, you’re impossible
Me: no, I’m focused and you’re wasting my time
Them: well pick up the phone next time and we won’t have these dumb chats
Me: oh yes it’s my fault, I forgot who I was dealing with
Them: what’s that supposed to mean
Me: look Mr Impatient, if you leave a message next time I will respond when I have time, not when you believe I should respond
Them: that’s a dumb rule
Me: take or leave it, my rules, my game
Them: when can we chat
Me: we are chatting
Them: on the phone
Me: OMG – we are chatting here now, spill it, whats on your mind?
Them: I need to talk to you
Me: and I need to be waterboarded
Them: why
Me: because it would be more pleasant than this chat
<they immediately blocked me>
Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.
Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 55 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.
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