Hey, Rob I called you twice today.

Me: did you leave a message?

Them: no

Me: then it wasn’t important

Them: yes, it was

Me: if it was you’d have left a message

Them: I emailed you too

Me: emailed it to where?

Them: when you didn’t respond I called again

Me: and yet you didn’t leave a message

Them: well, now I have you here on Facebook chat

Me: yup, probably should have started with that first

Them: why didn’t you answer the phone

Me: because I’m busy and these interruptions cost me time

Them: do you want to call me back?

Me: dude, I don’t even know what you want

Them: I need help

Me: I get that…what type of help? And if you say “your help” I’m blocking your ass

Them: forget it, you’re impossible

Me: no, I’m focused and you’re wasting my time

Them: well pick up the phone next time and we won’t have these dumb chats

Me: oh yes it’s my fault, I forgot who I was dealing with

Them: what’s that supposed to mean

Me: look Mr Impatient, if you leave a message next time I will respond when I have time, not when you believe I should respond

Them: that’s a dumb rule

Me: take or leave it, my rules, my game

Them: when can we chat

Me: we are chatting

Them: on the phone

Me: OMG – we are chatting here now, spill it, whats on your mind?

Them: I need to talk to you

Me: and I need to be waterboarded

Them: why

Me: because it would be more pleasant than this chat

Rob Anspach

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 55 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.