You would think by now these phone scammers would know me by now or at least heard of my book, “Rob Versus The Scammers”…but nooo they just keep calling.

Sir have you ever heard of solar energy?

Me: Is that like from the sun or something

Scammer: Haha, yes it is. Have you ever looked for solar panels?

Me: As in looked do you mean, do I see them on people’s roof tops?

Scammer: Well yes, but have you ever considered getting solar panels?

Me: I had a solar calculator once…darn thing never worked inside. And I had solar lights in my garden, the replacement batteries were outrageous in price.

Scammer: Sir…sir, how much do you spend on your electric per month? Less than 100 or more than 100?

Me: The second one

Scammer: So more than 100? Is it more than 200?

Me: You could say that

Scammer: Who is your current electric supplier?

Me: HWP

Scammer: I have never heard of HWP, what does it stand for?

Me: Hamster Wheel Powered – I have like 100 of these furry guys constantly running on wheels to generate my power.
{click}

The Scammer hung up
– yup, it gets them every time.

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Rob Anspach is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends. To everyone else, he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, Authority Amplification Expert, Best-Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker, and Publisher who helps entrepreneurs, experts, and organizations expand their influence, credibility, and legacy.

With more than 30 years of experience building brands and positioning leaders as industry authorities, Rob specializes in authority marketing, storytelling strategy, and digital visibility. He is known for helping experts move beyond simply being known… and become respected, trusted, and remembered.

Rob has authored, co-authored, or produced 65+ books covering topics such as social media marketing, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, military law, entrepreneurship, customer experience, life lessons, scams, sarcasm-driven business strategy, and more. His publishing and authority-building clients include attorneys, speakers, doctors, consultants, real estate professionals, coaches, and corporate leaders seeking to elevate their visibility and thought leadership.

He is also the host of The E-Heroes Podcast, featuring 385+ interviews with entrepreneurs, innovators, and industry disruptors. The show is distributed across major platforms including Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Audible, iHeartRadio, Spotify, and additional global streaming networks.

Through consulting, publishing, and strategic authority positioning, Rob works with businesses and organizations worldwide to help them increase revenue, strengthen brand trust, and capture high-value online opportunities.

Rob is available for speaking engagements, media interviews, podcast guest appearances, and corporate training programs focused on authority marketing, legacy branding, and strategic visibility.

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