Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls and Downright Phony Scams

To be honest, I used to cringe every time the phone would ring and it was a telemarketer, scammer or robocall. I would yell, scream, curse and lose my freaking mind. I thought, “this is getting me nowhere, let’s try something different”. And that’s when I started toying with the callers, stringing them along and wasting their time. It was those conversations with scammers that I started sharing on social media. Then one after another, my friends, started encouraging me to write a book about my adventures with the scammers. And so I did. 

And when the book was about 90% complete – I sent it out to about a dozen friends to review.

Here’s a few of those reviews…

“Haha Rob, you’re so funny and I love that you waste the time of the scammers so they have less time to scam other more vulnerable people! I do so enjoy reading how you do this and am always amazed by the things you say to them and so fast too. In this book Rob not only provides the words we all wish we could think of when these people call us, but also how to stay safe from scams and where to report them. Overall, a light entertaining read that will have you in admiration of his quick wit and one man mission to rob the scammers of time and patience!” – Cémanthe McKenzie-Hoult, Managing Director, New Media Angels Ltd. (United Kingdom)

“If you follow Rob on Facebook you have most likely been regaled with an odd tale or two of how Rob will intentionally mess with scammers, waste their time to prevent them from scamming the masses. If you haven’t, then this is your opportunity to laugh, roll your eyes, and jump into a scammer’s worst nightmare as Rob leads them down one rabbit trail after another leaving them bewildered and pissed off. It is a quick fun read, with valuable lessons on how you can protect yourself, your bank account as well as your credit. I give this book a five letter recommendation. Buy It.” – Paul Douglas, Titan Marketing Solutions (Winnipeg, Canada) & Co-Author of “Optimize This”

“Rob Anspach is a really good person. How could he *not* be, with so many rich dead foreigners wishing to share their fortunes with him? For anyone who has been scammed, flimflammed or bamboozled, this book serves as a screening service to help avoid future loss of finances, security or sanity.

Think of Rob Anspach as Scammer TSA…and he’s wearing an extra-large rubber glove.” – Steve Gamlin, Keynote Speaker, Author, The Motivational Firewood™ Guy 

“Never in my wildest imagination did I realize taking scam calls could be so much fun. (My favorite is the “bank job” one… so good!) Rob does the “tough” job of talking to, texting, and emailing scammers so you don’t have to. And in between the stories, he shares valuable tips which could save you or your family a boatload of headaches.” –Lynn Swayze – Kick Ass Direct Response Copywriter

“If you want to take your personal frustration with the many scammers of the world pestering you and do something fun with it try some of Rob Anspach’s great advice in his new book: Rob Versus The Scammers: Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls & Downright Phony Scams. I highly recommend this entertaining book to give you the strategies to deal with all the phony fraud scams. I guarantee this book will give you the “materials and scripts you need to deal with all the Nuisance calls and scams and have fun doing it.” – Lee Milteer, Author of Success Is an Inside Job 

Yup, entertainingly funny!

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

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