Many people have reached out for my help over the years, and I do try to help where & when I can.

However, when you ask for my help…I expect you to listen and comply with my requests.

I know it’s a hard concept for some. They feel that I should just bend to their “superior” mindset and just make it happen. Since of course they are the one’s paying me.

Nah bruh, that’s not how it works. Not at all.

I get paid for my knowledge, my experience, my life lessons and my marketing concepts and ideas. I don’t get paid to be a drone, peon or subcontracted employee.

I’ve earned my stripes. And, I don’t work for people who don’t recognize that.

But Rob, you sound conceited. Maybe…maybe I just appreciate working for the right people who treat me with respect, who value what I bring to the table and love how I help them.

If you wish to accept money from a puppet master that’s on you. I know there are plenty of people out there who would jump at the opportunity to be someone’s puppet…that’s just not me.

(picture above is from the Dilbert comics by Scott Adams)

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Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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