Comcast emails me about their new bundle pricing.

I’m thinking, “hmm that’ll save me $75 a month over what I have now.”

So I call them…
{I think getting hit over the head with a hammer would have been a better option}

Me: I see you have a new bundle pricing option

Them: Yes Sir, can I get your address.

Me: Okay but your system already confirmed my address and phone number.

Them: Yes, Sir but it didn’t transfer.

Me: {purposely mumbled my address – so no human could decipher what I was saying}

Them: Thank you sir for that.

Me: Yeah, what’s my options

Them: Sir you received an email by mistake.

Me: I don’t think so.

Them: We currently don’t have any current promotions.

Me: Why did you email me.

Them: We didn’t

Me: Yes you did and I can forward it to you

Them: No need Sir, it was a mistake and you shouldn’t have received an email

Me: So you are admitting I did receive an email then

Them: Sir you didn’t receive an email

Me: Apparently you failed Jedi Mindtrick school so I will tell you exactly what the email said.

{they hung up}

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