Yo, Rob why did you unfriend me?

{message I received through FB chat}

Me: Why does it matter?

Them: Well, we have been Facebook friends for years.

Me: And in all that time this is the first chat message you sent me.

Them: What’s thats supposed to mean?

Me: If you were concerned at all about being a friend you could have sent me a message long ago.

Them: Well, I didn’t know you would unfriend me.

Me: So you are one of those.

Them: One of those what?

Me: Someone who monitors their friends list so close you know exactly who unfriended you, then you reach out and say “yo, why did you unfriend me?” Just seems silly to me.

Them: Silly? I don’t think it’s silly at all. I want to know who my friends are and if they unfriended me I want to know why?

Me: Again…silly. And, honestly I’m glad I unfriended you. I shouldn’t have to give a reason why I unfriend social media followers whom I’ve never interacted with, have not conducted business with or seem to be mentally unstable.

Them: Unstable? F’ You!

{and he blocked me}

Rob Anspach

Anspach Media | Website | + posts

Rob Anspach is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends. To everyone else, he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, Authority Amplification Expert, Best-Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker, and Publisher who helps entrepreneurs, experts, and organizations expand their influence, credibility, and legacy.

With more than 30 years of experience building brands and positioning leaders as industry authorities, Rob specializes in authority marketing, storytelling strategy, and digital visibility. He is known for helping experts move beyond simply being known… and become respected, trusted, and remembered.

Rob has authored, co-authored, or produced 65+ books covering topics such as social media marketing, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, military law, entrepreneurship, customer experience, life lessons, scams, sarcasm-driven business strategy, and more. His publishing and authority-building clients include attorneys, speakers, doctors, consultants, real estate professionals, coaches, and corporate leaders seeking to elevate their visibility and thought leadership.

He is also the host of The E-Heroes Podcast, featuring 385+ interviews with entrepreneurs, innovators, and industry disruptors. The show is distributed across major platforms including Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Audible, iHeartRadio, Spotify, and additional global streaming networks.

Through consulting, publishing, and strategic authority positioning, Rob works with businesses and organizations worldwide to help them increase revenue, strengthen brand trust, and capture high-value online opportunities.

Rob is available for speaking engagements, media interviews, podcast guest appearances, and corporate training programs focused on authority marketing, legacy branding, and strategic visibility.

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