Answered call from Visa/Mastercard scammers. Wanting to give me a low interest rate.

Me: hello
Them: I see you pressed 1 to get a lower interest rate.
Me: if you say so
Them: what is the highest balance card you wish to get a lower interest rate…your Visa or Mastercard?
Me: Can I get your name?
Them: Alex Murphy 
Me: Hmm, why does that name sound familiar?
Them: Sir, can you give me the last 4 digits of your card number?
Me: Does it have to be a Visa or Mastercard? Can it be a Discover?
Them: Yes, it can be a Discover
Me: Alex Murphy you say?
Them: Yes Alex Murphy.
Me: Can you say “Dead or Alive you’re coming with me?”
Them: I don’t understand.
Me: Or how about “Come quietly or there will be trouble.”
Them: Sir, I don’t know what you are doing.
Me: Dude, you’re Robocop!
Them: Sir I assure I’m not a cop.
Me: Okay, how about a Robo-dialer?
Them: Sir, can you give me the last four digits of your Discover card?
Me: {making up 4 numbers} 2118
Them: 2013
Me: 2118
Them: Sir can you speak louder and repeat the numbers again?
Me: 2118
Them: Sir I didn’t get that.
Me: Nope you’re not Robocop – in fact your hearing needs checked.
Them: Sir I need those numbers please
Me: I’ve given you those numbers 3x already – not going to say it again. 
Them: Sir I need those numbers.
Me: Too bad, so sad.
Them: Sir I don’t think you are serious about getting a lower interest rate.
Me: What gave it away Alex Murphy aka Robocop?
Them: Stop calling me that.
Me: Oh so your name isn’t Alex Murphy?
{he hung up}

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