The phrase “Weapons of Mass Consumer Protection” wasn’t born in a marketing meeting or cooked up by a clever ad agency.

Nope.

It came to life while Brad Szollose and I were knee-deep in research, rage, and ridiculous stories for our Can Go To Hell series.

We kept hearing from people who had been harassed by debt collectors, screwed by greedy landlords, blindsided by HOA boards on power trips, and crushed by IRS overreach. And each time we dug into their stories and laid out the chapters, we realized something: these books weren’t just rants. They were battle plans. Shields. Tools. Truth bombs.
They were weapons—and not of destruction, but of protection.

We weren’t just writing books. We were giving readers the ammo to fight back. To reclaim their dignity. To stop being pushed around.

So when we jokingly said, “These are like weapons of mass consumer protection,” we paused… and realized that was exactly what they were.

So, here it is. Our rally cry. Our brand. Our mission.

WEAPONS OF MASS CONSUMER PROTECTION.

And if you’ve ever felt screwed over by a system that pretends to protect you—these books are for you.