When Random People Scam Text Me

When Random People Scam Text Me

Kind Sir, I hope this text finds you well. Me: I wish it didn’t find me at all. Them: We have heard you are a person of great moral character. Me: Yes my greatness is far reaching. Them: We have a proposition that we think you would find beneficial. Me: Wow, we...
Yes A Saturn Rocket

Yes A Saturn Rocket

An Auto Warranty Scammer called me… Them: Hi Sir, what is the make and model of your vehicle? Me: 2006 Saturn Rocket Them: A Saturn, is that correct? Me: Yup, a Saturn Rocket. Them: How many miles are on your Saturn Me: Oh about a million miles. Them: Are you...
Scammer Offering Free Home Security System

Scammer Offering Free Home Security System

A free top of the line home security system, you say. Yes Sir, we are giving away a top of the line home security system by GE to homeowners in your area just to try us out. Me: What kind of system is it? Them: Again Sir, top of the line. Me: Yes you said that several...
Bitcoin Website Reputation Scam

Bitcoin Website Reputation Scam

We have hacked your website and extracted your databases. {Not really…it’s just another stupid scam. But it sounds ominous and gets your attention.} How did this happen? {Well, you found my email address and sent me a stupid scam in hopes of scaring me.}...
The Facebook Messenger Scam

The Facebook Messenger Scam

You would think these scammers would learn. They copy real profiles then send chat messages in hopes of luring someone with their scam. The moment I asked this scammer if he read my “Rob Versus The Scammers” book he blocked me. Rob Versus The Scammers was the first...
Scammer Didn’t Want My Starbucks Card

Scammer Didn’t Want My Starbucks Card

Just sitting here drinking an iced mocha coffee minding my own business when… my phone rings… it’s Card Services trying to offer me a lower rate. Well you know me… I just had to play along. Caller: I see you pressed 1 for a lower rate. Me: You...