By Rob Anspach

Rob Versus The Whackadoos

Conquering Ridiculous Attitudes and Scammy Behaviors With Lightning Fast Wit & Shearing Sarcasm.

“In the beginning of this book, Rob claims it has been 2 minutes since he was last sarcastic. If ever there was an algorithm that ‘rounded up’, it’s that one. He sets his own boundaries, and is successful because he obeys them. What could have been a distraction has become a comedy gold mine, as the rest of the world keeps tapping on the glass to get his attention.

Because of him, here are 3 things I know to be true:

Rob is the most prolific dead person I know.
His brain is more valuable than coffee.
When it comes to Whackadoos, Rob is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”

~ Steve Gamlin – The Motivational Firewood™ Guy

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Rob Versus The Whackadoos

Whackadoos Beware…

Book 5 in the Rob Versus series is…

Bigger. Bolder. Faster. Stronger.
…and Hilarious too!

“Rob Anspach has done it again! And “Whackadoos” doesn’t do justice to the inept fools who somehow manage to find Rob. Only Rob Anspach could turn phone calls from idiots into a profitable business! While teaching us how to handle and have fun with these sad little people. He should thank God for creating so many people to play with! Buy it, and all of Rob’s other books. I treasure mine!” ~ Ben Gay III, The Closers

“My ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Rob did it again. Sarcasm and humor in a book you can’t put down.”
~ Brad Szollose, Host of Awakened Nation

“Rob Anspach has done it again! His unique writing style portrays the reality of his conversations as if you were a fly on the wall. I can hear his voice and I can hear the poor “other side” as they sink deeper and deeper into submission to Rob’s brilliant sarcasm. It’s awesome to see he’s pulled it off yet again in “Rob vs the Whackadoos”. And I’ve picked up one or two things I’m going to try – not the least of which is his Auto Reply email loop! Don’t ever stop answering your phone, Rob!”
~ Pam Prior

“The book is AWESOME! Just when I think I have read it all, here comes more. Each of these books get funnier seeing how they respond to Rob’s sarcasm. I look forward to each new book. In addition to having a good laugh they can be educational about all the scams people face every day. Thanks Rob for educating and entertaining us”. ~ David L. Brown

“At some point or another, every entrepreneur and business owner deals with a few Whackadoos. Despite your screening processes and all the times you’ve been once bitten to become twice shy, a few slip through the net regardless. It’s an occupational hazard. In his inimitable sarcastic and humorous way, Rob Anspach speaks for all of us by sharing his own stories from the trenches. Read this book. Enjoy Rob’s stories. Within them, you will find subtle yet priceless lessons on how to optimize your mindset so you effectively serve your community, market, and audience from your intersection of your brilliance and your passion!” ~Adam Hommey

“Rob VS The Whackadoos did not disappoint. It’s amazing the way Rob threads the lesson through a story, injecting just the right amount of humor and sarcasm… he is THE KING OF SARCASM… and the book is the best yet! I think we all know a Whackadoo or two. Read it. You’re welcome.” – Sherry Hemstreet

Best Selling Author

Rob Anspach

Rob Anspach (aka Mr Sarcasm) exposes the shenanigans of scammers, time wasters, fraudsters, fools and lousy customer service with his sarcastic take on how the world should really work. Every book is jam packed full of humorous, laugh out loud stories that ultimately teach a valuable lesson. Unfortunately, those in the stories usually find they miscalculated who Rob is and don’t know what to do with his sarcasm, which makes the stories even funnier.