Let’s be honest: a lot of speakers play it safe. They show up, deliver polished (but predictable) talks, toss in a few buzzwords, and call it a day. Sure, the slides look great, but the audience? They walk away with nothing real to apply.
That’s not me.
I’m Rob Anspach, and when I hit your event stage, your audience is in for something different. I bring straight talk, zero fluff, and yes—a healthy dose of sarcasm to keep things honest and entertaining.
Here’s what makes my sessions stand out:
1. No Buzzwords, No B.S.
I tell it like it is. Whether it’s marketing, customer service, or legacy-building, I cut through the noise and deliver clear, actionable advice.
2. Sarcasm That Sticks.
Humor isn’t just for laughs—it’s a teaching tool. My sarcastic style keeps audiences engaged and makes the real lessons unforgettable.
3. Practical, Step-by-Step Strategies.
I’m not about hype—I’m about help. Your attendees will leave with tangible steps they can apply immediately to grow their authority and business.
4. Experience You Can Trust.
I bring 30+ years of real business experience—so every insight is backed by decades of trial, error, and success.
The Bottom Line?
If you want a speaker who will challenge, engage, and actually equip your audience to win (with a few laughs along the way), then it’s time to bring me in.
Your attendees deserve more than generic. Let’s make your event unforgettable.
Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.
Rob has authored, coauthored or produced 60+ books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.
Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series with 350+ episodes available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.
Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.
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