Trying To Claim A Discount

Trying To Claim A Discount

I’m sorry Sir we can’t give you the discount! Me: Why not Well, someone at your address already claimed the discount. Me: Hmm, this is a single family home and no one here is currently using your service. Well, Sir, someone used your address to get the...
Now It’s Double

Now It’s Double

“Rob, can you help me with a project?” Me: depending on the time commitment, maybe Caller: well I would really like you to be involved Me: okay, tell me more Caller: {proceeds to tell me a bunch of vague ideas and nonsense} Me: how soon did you want to...