By Rob Anspach

Rob Versus Scammers

Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls and Downright Phony Scams

“Think of Rob Anspach as Scammer TSA…and he’s wearing an extra-large rubber glove.”Steve Gamlin, Keynote Speaker, Author, The Motivational Firewood™ Guy

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Rob Versus The Scammers

Scammers beware…

In this fast paced, no holds barred book, Rob Anspach takes on the scam callers, spammy emailers and fraudulent texters and delivers a laugh-out-loud resource teaching readers the art of defending themselves against these nefarious crooks.

“Never in my wildest imagination did I realize taking scam calls could be so much fun. My favorite is the “bank job” one… so good! Rob does the “tough” job of talking to, texting, and emailing scammers so you don’t have to. And in between the stories, he shares valuable tips which could save you or your family a boatload of headaches.”– Lynn Swayze, Kick Ass Direct Response Copywriter

“Rob Anspach has written an entertaining & easy-to-read book laying out some of the most common digital and phone scams that we’re all dealing with on a regular basis. Technology has certainly made it easier for you to find your long, lost wealthy “relatives” and to assist kindhearted people get large sums of money out of their countries, if only you can “help” them by posing as a “next-of-kin” of the deceased, or to aid a wealthy, dying widow support some of her favorite “pet” causes. So PRESS 1 for entertainment and get this book!” Michael E. Schmidlen, The Old Bull, Old Bulls Marketing

“Think of Rob Anspach as Scammer TSA…and he’s wearing an extra-large rubber glove.”Steve Gamlin, Keynote Speaker/Author, The Motivational Firewood™ Guy

In this humorous handy-dandy “must-have” book, Rob takes you on his adventures dealing with…
Card Services,
Electric Rate Scammers,
IRS Lawsuit Scams,
Craigslist Auto Scams,
Coca Cola Lottery,
Bitcoin Email Scam,
Microsoft Warning,
Domain Jacking
just to name a few,
…and shows you how to fight the scam calls, emails and texts. So that you don’t become the next victim of their dubious scams.

“Rob Anspach has written what can only be considered a social primer for dealing effectively with phone scammers while at the same time thoroughly enjoying yourself at their expense.Not so very long ago I did what I considered to be the ‘right thing’ by adding my cell phone to the government DO NOT CALL list. I know, I know, what was I thinking? Before making that fatal mistake when my phone rang I knew it was only one of a handful of people who actually have my number. Then…the calls began. And they kept coming. It got so bad that I had to turn the ringer off on my phone and even considered getting a new number. Rob to the rescue! He began sharing his hilarious dialogues with these scammers on Facebook and I got to where I went looking for them each day and was actively disappointed when there was nothing new. I even copied some into scripts of a sort and began using them against our shared mortal enemies. If you feel the need to say hello when your phone rings, have this primer ready!” – Denise Griffitts, Your Office On The Web

Best Selling Author

Rob Anspach

To be honest, I used to cringe every time the phone would ring and it was a telemarketer, scammer or robocall. I would yell, scream, curse and lose my freaking mind. I thought, “this is getting me nowhere, let’s try something different”. And that’s when I started toying with the callers, stringing them along and wasting their time. It was those conversations with scammers that I started sharing on social media. Then one after another, my friends, started encouraging me to write a book about my adventures with the scammers. And so I did.” – Rob Anspach

Rob is an experienced Digital Marketing Strategist, Author, Corporate Ghostwriter, Speaker and Trust Creator who can transform and monetize your brand. He’s the author of “Social Media Debunked”, “Share: 27 Ways To Boost Your Social Media Experience, Build Trust and Attract Followers” and “Lessons From The Dojo: 101 Ways To Improve Your Life, Business and Relationships” and the coauthor of “Optimize This: How Two Carpet Cleaners Consistently Beat Web Designers On The Search Engines”, “The #AskDrA Book Series: Easy & Practical Answers To Enjoying Life As A New Sleever”, “No Experience Necessary: Social Media For The Boomers, Gen X-ers & The Over 50 Entrepreneur” and “Power Guesting: Insider Secrets To Profit From Being A Great Podcasting Guest.” Rob has also produced about a dozen other books for friends and clients. 

Other Books

Lessons From The Dojo

101 Kick Butt Ways To Improve Your Life, Business & Relationships


27 Ways To Improve Your Social Media Experience, Build Trust & Attract Followers

Optimize This

How Two Carpet Cleaners Consistently Beat Web Designers On The Search Engines

No Experience Necessary

Social Media For The Boomers, Gen X-ers & the Over 50 Entrepreneur

Rob Versus The Morons

Overcoming Idiotic Customers With Wit, Sarcasm and a Take No Bullshit Attitude

Power Guesting

Insider Secrets To Profit From Being A Great Podcasting Guest

Wise Guys Copywriting Handbook

How To Create Marketing Messages And Offers They Just Can’t Refuse

Ask Dr A Book Series

Easy & Practical Answers To Enjoying Life As A New “Sleever”


Haha Rob, you’re so funny and I love that you waste the time of the scammers so they have less time to scam other more vulnerable people! I do so enjoy reading how you do this and am always amazed by the things you say to them and so fast too. In this book Rob not only provides the words we all wish we could think of when these people call us, but also how to stay safe from scams and where to report them. Overall, a light entertaining read that will have you in admiration of his quick wit and one man mission to rob the scammers of time and patience!

– Cémanthe McKenzie, Managing Director, New Media Angels Ltd. (United Kingdom)


If you follow Rob on Facebook you have most likely been regaled with an odd tale or two of how Rob will intentionally mess with scammers, waste their time to prevent them from scamming the masses. If you haven’t, then this is your opportunity to laugh, roll your eyes, and jump into a scammer’s worst nightmare as Rob leads them down one rabbit trail after another leaving them bewildered and pissed off. It is a quick fun read, with valuable lessons on how you can protect yourself, your bank account as well as your credit. I give this book a five letter recommendation. Buy It.

– Paul Douglas, Titan Marketing Solutions (Winnipeg, Canada) & Co-Author of “Optimize This”


If you want to take your personal frustration with the many scammers of the world pestering you and do something fun with it try some of Rob Anspach’s great advice in his new book: Rob Versus The Scammers: Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls & Downright Phony Scams. I highly recommend this entertaining book to give you the strategies to deal with all the phony fraud scams. I guarantee this book will give you the “materials and scripts you need to deal with all the Nuisance calls and scams and have fun doing it.

– Lee Milteer, Author of Success Is an Inside Job

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