You would think by now these phone scammers would know me by now or at least heard of my book, “Rob Versus The Scammers”…but nooo they just keep calling.

Sir have you ever heard of solar energy?

Me: Is that like from the sun or something

Scammer: Haha, yes it is. Have you ever looked for solar panels?

Me: As in looked do you mean, do I see them on people’s roof tops?

Scammer: Well yes, but have you ever considered getting solar panels?

Me: I had a solar calculator once…darn thing never worked inside. And I had solar lights in my garden, the replacement batteries were outrageous in price.

Scammer: Sir…sir, how much do you spend on your electric per month? Less than 100 or more than 100?

Me: The second one

Scammer: So more than 100? Is it more than 200?

Me: You could say that

Scammer: Who is your current electric supplier?


Scammer: I have never heard of HWP, what does it stand for?

Me: Hamster Wheel Powered – I have like 100 of these furry guys constantly running on wheels to generate my power.

The Scammer hung up
– yup, it gets them every time.

Rob is a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Serial Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.Rob's the author of "Social Media Debunked", "Share: 27 Ways To Boost Your Social Media Experience, Build Trust and Attract Followers" and "Lessons From The Dojo: 101 Ways To Improve Your Life, Business and Relationships", "Rob Versus The Scammers: Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls and Downright Phony Scams" & "Rob Versus The Morons: Overcoming Idiotic Customers With Wit, Sarcasm and A Take No Bullshit Attitude" and the coauthor of "Optimize This: How Two Carpet Cleaners Consistently Beat Web Designers On The Search Engines", "The #AskDrA Book Series: Easy & Practical Answers To Enjoying Life As A New Sleever", "No Experience Necessary: Social Media For The Boomers, Gen X-ers & The Over 50 Entrepreneur" and "Power Guesting: Insider Secrets To Profit From Being A Great Podcasting Guest" and contributor to "The Wise Guys Copywriting Handbook".Rob has also produced books for other clients including lawyers, speakers, doctors and real estate professionals.Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.