Trying To Claim A Discount

Trying To Claim A Discount

I’m sorry Sir we can’t give you the discount! Me: Why not Well, someone at your address already claimed the discount. Me: Hmm, this is a single family home and no one here is currently using your service. Well, Sir, someone used your address to get the...
Was It Something I Said?

Was It Something I Said?

Rob I see you left my Facebook group, can I ask why? {FB chat I received} Me: I’m self-isolating. Them: What? Me: I’m social-distancing myself from your group. Them: What? Me: You keep using that word. Them: Sorry, I’m not understanding why you left....
Almost Breaking Bad…But Not Really.

Almost Breaking Bad…But Not Really.

Such ridiculousness… Went to the grocery store to buy a few things and decided to get a bottle of Muccinex just in case we need it. Get to the check out and the cashier wants my ID. Me: Why do you need my ID? Cashier: To deter you from making meth. Me: Huh?...