I Don’t Have The Time

I Don’t Have The Time

Thank you for calling XYZ Corp can I help you? Me: Yes extension 5814 Can I get your name? Me: {I give my name} Can you spell that? Me: {Spelling out my name} Can you go slower? Me: No, pay attention if you are going to ask someone their name. I will transfer you, is...
I Live Free

I Live Free

We will all die…it’s inevitable. When I die…I will die free. Free of panic. Free to live life to the fullest. Free to choose how I voice my opinion. Free of media manipulation. Free of fear. How we die is not up to us. Yet, some of us think we can...
Almost Breaking Bad…But Not Really.

Almost Breaking Bad…But Not Really.

Such ridiculousness… Went to the grocery store to buy a few things and decided to get a bottle of Muccinex just in case we need it. Get to the check out and the cashier wants my ID. Me: Why do you need my ID? Cashier: To deter you from making meth. Me: Huh?...